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Another Yotube Fart Video

Author: angelx
Filed under: Comedy
Date: Jul 9,2008

Another youtube fart video, kinda sick and funny!

Funny Song - Chocolate Rain Lyrics - Tay Zonday

Author: angelx
Filed under: comedy-music
Date: Jul 9,2008

Very different funny song ” Choclate Rain Lyrics - by Tay Zonday ” youtube video
Choclate Rain Lyrics - Tay Zonday
Funny Song: Chocolate Rain
Songwriter: Tay Zonday
Funny song lyrics below video…

Chocolate Rain Lyrics by Tay Zonday
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can’t be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy livin’ in a gate

Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]

Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control

Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you’re insane

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it’s not the face

(Chorus)

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

Chocolate Rain
The bell curve blames the baby’s DNA
Chocolate Rain
But test scores are how much the parents make

Chocolate Rain
Flippin’ cars in France the other night
Chocolate Rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Chocolate Rain
‘Cross the world and back its all the same
Chocolate Rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Chocolate Rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate Rain
Which part do you think you’re livin’ in?

Chocolate Rain
More than marchin’ more than passing law
Chocolate Rain
Remake how we got to where we are.

(Chorus)

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Funny Song: Lunch Lady Land by Adam Sandler

Author: angelx
Filed under: comedy-music
Date: Jul 9,2008

Very funny little song by Adam Sandler ” Lunch Lady Land ”
Funny Song: Lunch Lady Land
Comedian: Adam Sandler
Album: They’re All Going to Laugh at You
Funny song lyrics below video…

Lunch Lady Land Lyrics by Adam Sandler
Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything’s doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, I wear this net on my head
‘Cause my red hair is fallin’ out.
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
‘Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
But there’s no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, yesterday’s meatloaf
Is today’s sloppy joes
And my breath reaks of tuna
And there’s lots of black hairs comin’ out of my nose.

In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.
Clouds made of carrots and peas.
Mountains built of shepherd’s pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.
But don’t forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease.
No student can escape
The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

Oh..
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Meatloaf sandwich.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, *farting noise* joe.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin’
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-lookin’ at me.
It screamed, “Why do you
Burn me and serve me up cold?”
I said, “I got the spatula,
Just do what you’re told.”

Then the liver and onions
Started joinin’ the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop juey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head.
“It’s called revenge, Lunch Lady,”
Said the garlic bread.

I said, “What did I do to
Make you all so mad?”
They said, “You got flabby arms
And your breath is bad.”
Then the green bean said,
“You better run and hide.”
But then my friend, sloppy joe,
Came and joined my side.

He said, “If it wasn’t for the Lunch Lady,
The kids wouldn’t eat ya.
You should be shakin’ her hand and sayin’
‘Please to meet ya.’
She gives you a purpose
And she give you a goal.
You should be kissin’ her feet
And kissin’ her mole.”

Now, all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.

Well, me and sloppy joe got married.
We got six kids and we’re doin’ just fine
Down in Lunch Lady Land.

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Funny Fart Youtube Video

Author: angelx
Filed under: Comedy
Date: Jul 9,2008

Funny Fart Youtube Video! O’How Fun!

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Iran tests missiles, vows to hit back if attacked

Author: angelx
Filed under: Comedy
Date: Jul 9,2008

Oh Crap, Here we go! World War 3!
Iran tests missiles, vows to hit back if attacked

By Zahra Hosseinian and Fredrik Dahl
1 hour, 58 minutes ago

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran test-fired nine missiles on Wednesday and warned the United States and Israel it was ready to retaliate if they attacked the Islamic Republic over its disputed nuclear projects.

Washington, which says Iran seeks atomic bombs, told Tehran to halt further tests if it wanted the world to trust it. Iran, the world’s fourth largest oil producer, insists its nuclear program aims only at generating electricity.

Rising tensions have rattled financial markets. Oil prices, which had slipped from record highs, rebounded about $2 a barrel after Wednesday’s tests.

Speculation that Israel could strike Iran has mounted since its air force staged an exercise last month that U.S. officials said involved 100 aircraft. The United States has not ruled out military action if diplomacy fails to resolve the nuclear row.

“We warn the enemies who intend to threaten us with military exercises and empty psychological operations that our hand will always be on the trigger and our missiles will always be ready to launch,” Revolutionary Guards air force commander Hossein Salami said, according to ISNA news agency.

In televised comments, he said thousands of missiles were ready to be fired at “specific and pre-determined targets.” Missiles were shown soaring from desert launchpads, leaving long vapor trails.

Iran should “refrain from further missile tests if they truly seek to gain the trust of the world,” White House spokesman Gordon Johndroe said.

MISSILE SHIELD

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice suggested the tests justified an American missile shield plan with bases in eastern Europe that Russia strongly opposes.

“Those who say that there is no Iranian threat against which to be building missile defenses perhaps ought to talk to the Iranians about … the range of the missiles that they test fired,” Rice said in Bulgaria.

Russia, which has resisted U.S. calls for tougher U.N. sanctions on Iran, nevertheless says it shares concerns about Tehran’s nuclear program. It responded to an Iranian rocket test in February by questioning Tehran’s motives.

Italy joined criticism of Iran’s latest missile tests.

“These are very dangerous missiles — that’s why the international community and not just Israel has an interest in blocking this escalation in a definitive way,” Italian Foreign Minister Franco Frattini said in Ramallah, in the West Bank.

Iran’s State Press TV said the “highly advanced” missiles tested by the Guards included a “new” Shahab 3 missile, which officials have said could reach targets 2,000 km (1,250 miles) away. Iran has said Israel and U.S. bases are in its range.

Some U.S. facilities across the Gulf are little more than 200 km from Iran’s coast, putting them well within range of Iranian missiles, even if analysts question their accuracy.

The United States also has forces based in nearby Arab states, including Qatar and Bahrain, along with ships patrolling the Gulf waterway.

Iran has said U.S. forces are vulnerable because of their presence in two of its neighbors, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Israel, believed to be the Middle East’s only nuclear-armed power, has vowed to prevent Iran from acquiring an atomic bomb.

“Israel does not threaten Iran, but the Iranian nuclear program, combined with their aggressive ballistic missile program, is a matter of grave concern,” Mark Regev, spokesman for Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, said after the tests.

Leaders of the Group of Eight rich countries voiced serious concern on Tuesday at the proliferation risks posed by Iran’s nuclear work. World powers have offered Iran incentives if it will suspend uranium enrichment. Tehran has rejected the demand.

Iran has threatened to close the Strait of Hormuz, conduit for about 40 percent of globally traded oil, if it is attacked. The U.S. military says it will prevent any such action.

The war of words heightens risks that a misunderstanding or a minor clash in the Gulf, for instance, could get out of hand.

Tehran and Washington have not had diplomatic ties for almost 30 years and have few avenues for direct communications.

An aide to Iran’s Supreme Leader was quoted as saying on Tuesday that his country would hit Tel Aviv, U.S. shipping in the Gulf and U.S. interests in reply to any military strike.

Analysts say Iran’s military technology often involves improving weaponry originating in China and North Korea.

“They are some way away yet from threatening Israel or U.S. bases,” said London-based independent military analyst Paul Beaver, adding guidance systems over longer ranges needed work. But he said the missile program was still “pretty advanced.”

(Additional reporting by Hossein Jaseb, Writing by Fredrik Dahl and Edmund Blair, editing by Alistair Lyon and Charles Dick)

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The Incredible Hulk 2008

Author: angelx
Filed under: Hot Topics
Date: Jun 16,2008

“The Incredible Hulk” is seeing a lot of green after bruising its way to the top spot at the box-office over the weekend. “Kung Fu Panda” nabbed the number two spot and “The Happening” took third place. (June 16)

If you are a Marvel fan this is a must see!

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Odd News-Is it terroism? Produce Poisoning? Tomatoes pulled off shelves amid salmonella scare

Author: angelx
Filed under: Hot Topics
Date: Jun 16,2008

Odd News-Is it terroism? Produce Poisoning? Tomatoes pulled off shelves amid salmonella scare

By CARLA K. JOHNSON, Associated Press Writer

CHICAGO - Federal officials hunted for the source of a 17-state salmonella outbreak linked to three types of raw tomatoes, while the list of supermarkets and restaurants yanking those varieties from shelves and menus grew.

McDonald’s, Wal-Mart, Burger King, Kroger, Outback Steakhouse, Winn-Dixie and Taco Bell were among the companies that voluntarily withdrew red plum, red Roma or round red tomatoes unless they were grown in certain states and countries.

In addition, officials at the Los Angeles Unified School District — the nation’s second largest — said Monday they have “indefinitely suspended” serving uncooked tomatoes.

The FDA is investigating the source of the outbreak, agency spokeswoman Kimberly Rawlings said. “We are working hard and fast on this one and hope to have something as quickly as possible,” Rawlings said Monday.

Cherry tomatoes, grape tomatoes, tomatoes sold with the vine still attached and homegrown tomatoes are likely not the source of the outbreak, federal officials said.

Also not associated with the outbreak are raw red Roma, red plum and round red tomatoes from Arkansas, California, Georgia, Hawaii, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Belgium, Canada, Dominican Republic, Guatemala, Israel, Netherlands and Puerto Rico.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has said that since mid-April, 167 people infected with salmonella with the same “genetic fingerprint” have been identified. At least 23 people have been hospitalized.

A 67-year-old cancer patient in Texas who health officials said was sickened by salmonella at a Mexican restaurant is believed to be the first death associated with the outbreak.

The death of Raul Rivera last week has been officially attributed to his cancer, but Houston health department spokeswoman Kathy Barton told the Houston Chronicle in Tuesday’s editions that the salmonella strain was a contributing factor.

Rivera’s wife said he was hospitalized after eating pico de gallo, a tomato-based condiment, in late May while celebrating good news about his cancer treatment.

Salmonella is a bacteria that lives in the intestinal tracts of humans and other animals. The bacteria are usually transmitted to humans by eating foods contaminated with animal feces.

Most infected people suffer fever, diarrhea and abdominal cramps starting 12 to 72 hours after infection. The illness tends to last four to seven days.

The Food and Drug Administration warned consumers in New Mexico and Texas as early as June 3 about the outbreak. The agency expanded its warning during the weekend and chains began voluntarily removing many red plum, red Roma or round red tomatoes from their shelves in response.

The salmonella causing the outbreak is a very unusual type called salmonella saintpaul, said FDA Commissioner Andrew C. von Eschenbach, who added it was not more virulent than other types of salmonella.

McDonald’s, the world’s largest hamburger chain, stopped serving sliced tomatoes on its sandwiches as a precaution, but will continue serving grape tomatoes in its salads because no problems have been linked to that variety.

The decision didn’t upset Connie Semaitis, a 49-year-old travel agent in downtown Chicago, who bought a cheeseburger and a drink at a McDonald’s during lunch hour Monday.

“I’d rather be safe than sorry,” Semaitis said.

Tampa-based OSI Restaurant Partners LLC, which owns and operates eight brands including Outback Steakhouse, Carrabba’s and Bonefish Grill, said it stopped serving all raw tomatoes other than grape tomatoes on Saturday evening. The company also instructed restaurants to discard salsa and other prepared foods containing raw tomatoes.

Burger King Corp. said it had withdrawn raw round red tomatoes from most of its U.S. restaurants, as well as locations in Canada and Puerto Rico and some other Caribbean islands. Some California restaurants continued using the tomatoes because they buy from growers in states the FDA has said are not involved in the outbreak, Burger King said.

Other restaurant operators that stopped serving most tomatoes: Yum Brands Inc., which owns Taco Bell, KFC, Long John Silver’s and A&W All-American Food Restaurants; Darden Restaurants, which owns and operates six brands including Red Lobster and Olive Garden; Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc.; and Garden Fresh Restaurant Corp., which operates Souplantation and Sweet Tomatoes restaurants in 15 states.

Among retailers, Wal-Mart Stores Inc. — the largest grocery seller in the U.S. — is working with federal officials to ensure affected tomatoes are pulled from Wal-Marts, Neighborhood Markets and Sam’s Club warehouse stores nationwide, spokeswoman Deisha Galberth said.

Galberth said the company is modifying orders to its stores and putting an electronic block at its registers as an added safety measure to keep the recalled tomatoes from being purchased.

Cincinnati-based Kroger Co., the nation’s largest traditional grocery chain, said it pulled the three types of tomatoes from all its stores in 31 states on Sunday per the FDA advisory. The company had early last week pulled the tomatoes from stores in Texas and New Mexico.

Winn-Dixie Stores Inc., which operates 521 stores in five southern states, also stopped selling tomatoes involved in the FDA warning, as did Publix Super Markets Inc. Publix offered refunds to customers who bought the tomatoes before they were removed from shelves.

Trader Joe’s, with more than 280 grocery stores in 23 states, also stopped selling the tomatoes in question and offered refunds, according to a statement from spokeswoman Alison Mochizuki.

Giant Eagle, which has 223 supermarkets in western Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Ohio and Maryland, said it also removed the tomatoes from store shelves; as did SuperValu Inc., which operates Jewel, Shaw’s, Cub Foods, Acme and some Albertson’s stores.

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AP Business Writer Matthew Perrone in Washington and AP writers Lisa Orkin in Miami; John Antczak in Los Angeles; Ramesh Santanam in Pittsburgh; Gillian Flaccus in Irvine, Calif.; and Maria Danilova in Chicago contributed to this report.

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On the Net:

FDA warning: http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/NEWS/2008/NEW01848.html

CDC: http://www.cdc.gov/salmonella/saintpaul/

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